WELCOME TO MARIE
BIRCH’S
UNOFFICIAL XANADU
RED DWARF WEBSITE
PART TWO
To go back, to the First Part, of my Marie
Birch’s Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Website: Part
One, then please go to:
Marie Birch's Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Website: Part One
AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
THE UNOFFICIAL XANADU RED DWARF FAN FICTION
SECTION!
The New Alternative Red
Dwarf continuous story, set on Starbug and Red Dwarf,
is now available for anybody who is interested. However for the moment, there
are only a few lines available, which is merely to test the link, for the
moment, but it is up anyway, so please go to:
The New Alternative
Red Dwarf by Marie Birch
AWOOGA! AWOOGA -
The Alternative Red Dwarf, has currently been updated!
I hope you like it! There will be more additional story content, soon!
If you wish to read my
short Red Dwarf story, which is an excerpt from The Alternative Red Dwarf,
which is actually set on the Dwarf at long last! Then please go to:
The Alternative Red
Dwarf Set On Red Dwarf! by Marie Birch
My ending to the Strip Poker
scene, on The Smeg Outs video, is now available, for
browsing and downloading, on this website, and if you are interested in
browsing it, or downloading it, then please go to:
The Strip Poker Scene On The Smeg Outs Video by Marie
Birch
You could say, it's my equivalent to The Full Monty! Or in other words,
you could call it: The Half Monty!
During 1998, I
set up a Red Dwarf Fanzine, which was known, as The Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine! And, my original aim, was, to publish short Science Fiction stories, and they could be Red Dwarf
related, Doctor Who related, Star Trek (all Star Trek series!) and the X Files!
I was also interested, in receiving horror stories, and anything of a comedic
nature, or even, original fiction, for my Xanadu Red
Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction
Fanzine! For my very first, and last edition of my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction
Fanzine, I sorted out a Kubla Khan poem by Samuel
Taylor Coleridge, for a bit of variation! But my original aim, where publishing
my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General
Fan/Fiction Fanzine, was not to feature, any reviews of Red Dwarf, whatsoever!
Even though, I had insisted, on having an Editorial, for my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, which would, have
featured, some very brief news, about Red Dwarf, and general updates, where the
work of the cast, was concerned, which would have definitely been, outside Red
Dwarf itself, naturally! The Editorial, for my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, also included, some very
brief information, about myself, of course, which also
included, my Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Website
address, naturally! And, my Editorial, for my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, basically informed, any
possible readers, what my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan
Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, was all about, at the time, of course!
And, my Editorial, for my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan
Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, also included the listings, of all, of
the Red Dwarf Fan Clubs, the various Red Dwarf Fanzines, the various Red Dwarf
Websites, and all, of the various, Red Dwarf organizations, that were about, at
the time! And, I also had a Contents section, in my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, naturally!
Unfortunately
however, I only managed, to sell one copy of my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, during the Winter of 1998! But I was fortunate enough, to receive my
first, and only piece of Red Dwarf, Fan Fiction, called: 'Pickled', by Rob
Burriss (who had, some of his Red Dwarf Fan Fiction
and various reviews, published, courtesy, of The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Fanzine,
in Northern Ireland, over the past couple of years!), and the story concept,
was by Pete Doyce (A very good friend of Rob Burriss’s, incidentally!). Incidentally, it was Rob Burriss who purchased, my one and
only copy of my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and
General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, in the first place! Incidentally, 'Pickled',
touched on Lister and Rimmer's life, before Red
Dwarf, which I found, to be very interesting indeed! And, touching, on the
characters of Red Dwarf’s lives, before they ended up, being stuck together, on
the Dwarf, for the rest of eternity, is not, a very common factor, where some
of the Red Dwarf Fan Fiction contributors, are concerned! And, I have still
got, my Editorial of my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan Fiction
and General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, available, on file, in Microsoft Word format!
And, once again, I utterly refuse to give up hope, where publishing more
copies, of my Xanadu Red Dwarf Fan Fiction and
General Fan/Fiction Fanzine, are concerned, when it actually comes down to it,
at the end of the day! And therefore, we will just have to wait and see, just
exactly, what happens, where that is concerned, because when it comes down to
it, at the end of the day, that is all, that you can do, isn't it?!
Rob Burriss did set up, his very own Red Dwarf Fanzine, which
was called: "The Pickle Jar", during the year 2000, I think!
Unfortunately however, for various reasons: “The Pickle Jar”, never took off,
as a Fanzine, even though, Rob Burriss’s Website: The
Pickle Jar, carried on, as a Website, for a few years, after he had left
University, for a career, in the Royal Navy. There will be more information,
about that, on this Website, at a later date!
Anyway, without
any further delay, here is the link for Rob Burriss's
and Pete Doyce's Red Dwarf Fan Fiction:
I now have a
Red Dwarf image available, at long last! This image is a particular favourite of mine and my husband Paul's, because we love to
see Lister doing his Paint Duty or Punishment Detail, or even PD! Well
whatever, PD stands for, the image is now available on:
Red
Dwarf I and II Publicity 1988
AWOOGA AWOOGA! THIS IS A
DRILL, NOT A DAFFODILL!
MY INDEPENDENT LINKS OUTSIDE THIS PAGE!
Please feel free to browse
my Astronomy Website. You too, will find out what a Red Dwarf, really is, at:
The
Junior Encyclopedia of Space
AWOOGA AWOOGA! THIS SECTION IS DEDICATED TO A LISTING OF IMPORTANT
RED DWARF CONTACTS!
As, The Inquisitor Red
Dwarf Fanzine (which had, also been, known, as: N.I.R.D.A. - The Northern
Ireland Red Dwarf Association), had been so kind, to advertise my continual Red
Dwarf story for me, which so far, has only had six enquiries, but
unfortunately, no-one bought it, in the end! They had also been very kind to
publish my Red Dwarf VII Review, my Captain Butler Review, and they have also
published, some astronomical items from our Encarta 95 CD, for their: Junior
Encyclopedia of Space Section.
Unfortunately due to a loss
in sales, The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Fanzine, ceased publication, after the
Christmas 1998 edition, which was a great loss to the Fans of Red Dwarf, who
had subscribed, or had contributed, to the Former: The Inquisitor Fanzine, over
the years, and I will, in particular, miss all the reviews, on the cult and
Science Fiction series, that the Inquisitor featured, and I did feel, that this
was what made The Inquisitor unique, because of its additional, non Red Dwarf
related content. However, Daryl Ball, has since informed
me, that The Inquisitor will carry on, as a Website, so for all of those
Inquisitor Subscribers, who are online, the Inquisitor, is now available, as a
Website! Please refer to my Unofficial Xanadu Red
Dwarf Links Website, for more information, where that is concerned!
Thank you
Marie Birch
However, for the time
being, if it is of any help to The Inquisitor team, I have set up a piece that
Daryl wrote, about the day he spent with the cast of Red Dwarf on the 'Can't Smeg, Can't Cook' set, and ‘Red Dwarf Universe (as opposed
to University!!) Challenge’. I originally downloaded
this review in write format, but it has since been converted into html format.
So, for anyone, who is interested in this particular review, the Web link is:
A
Report of The Tenth Anniversary of Red Dwarf by Daryl
Ball
AWOOGA AWOOGA! THIS
SECTION IS DEDICATED TO RED DWARF RELATED REVIEWS!
RED DWARF DIMENSION JUMP CONVENTION REVIEWS
A task,
that I have been meaning, to get around, to lately, is to set up, some
Web Links, for my in-depth: Red Dwarf Dimension Jump 1995 Convention Review,
which I had finally completed, last year! So, for now, until I can, sort out,
the Layout, for this Section, of my Unofficial Xanadu
Red Dwarf Website, the Web Links, are:
A
Review of The Red Dwarf Dimension Jump 1995
Convention: Part One by Marie Birch
A
Review of The Red Dwarf Dimension Jump 1995
Convention: Part Two by Marie Birch
And, my in-depth: Red Dwarf
Dimension Jump 1997 Convention 1997 Review, is now up, at long last! And, I
just hope, that it will be, well worth, the effort, after three, painstaking
months of work, with regard, to my getting, it completed, for my Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Website, and for all, of the various: Red
Dwarf Fanzines!
And, if you would like, to
take a look, at my in-depth: Red Dwarf Dimension Jump 1997 Convention Review,
or even download it, then please go to:
A
Review of The Red Dwarf Dimension Jump 1997 Convention
by Marie Birch
I have also, done a Review,
which is all about, my all-time favourite: Red Dwarf
episode: Timeslides! Please refer to:
A Review of Timeslides: Episode V: Red Dwarf V: Episode III by Marie
Birch
To co-incide,
with the release of the Red Dwarf VII, and the Red Dwarf VIII DVD’s, during
November 2005 and March 2006, I have made, my two Red Dwarf VII Reviews, that I
originally wrote (My very first Red Dwarf VII Review, was co-written, by my
friend, Kevin Blake), during 1997, are now available, for browsing and
downloading, at long last! For more details, about the origins, of these two
Red Dwarf VII Reviews, in question, which are available, on the Web page, for
these two Red Dwarf VII Reviews, in question! And, for
anyone, who may be, interested, in my two Red Dwarf VII Reviews, in general, then please go to:
Reviews of Red
Dwarf VII by Marie Birch and Kevin Blake
And now, what
we have all been waiting for! here is my explanation of how the time drive, was
capable of getting the Boyz back to Earth, in Tikka To Ride, when it was specifically stated, in Out Of
Time, that the time drive, was only capable of taking the Boyz
back in time, in deep space, back to the Fifteenth century?!
Well here
is my Web link, for the explanation, so see how you go, where that is
concerned, anyhow!
I have also
reviewed some extended material from Red Dwarf itself, but I will go into that
in a bit more detail, when I am certain, that the Web link has been set up
properly. So please go to:
We were lucky
enough, to have the rare privilege of acquiring some tickets to see Red Dwarf
VIII recorded live, at Shepperton Studios on the 4th
of December 1998! It is an indepth review of just
exactly what goes on, when Red Dwarf is filmed live to a studio audience, and
for anyone who would like a further insight, into Red Dwarf VIII, the Web link
is:
A Review
of Red Dwarf VIII: Filmed Live! at Shepperton
Studios by Marie Birch
But since then,
I am now in the process of reviewing Red Dwarf VIII itself. At the moment, the
Review is incomplete, but the Web link, is there merely to test the Web link:
AA
Review of Red Dwarf VIII: Back in The Red: Part I to Part III by Marie Birch
Unfortunately
however, as the Red Dwarf VIII Review, is going to take me a considerably long
time to finish, and I have had to split it up into
three parts, and at the moment, there is only a snippet from Pete I, contained
in it. And until I can get round to sorting it out at a later date, and again,
the link is only being set up merely for test purposes, but for anybody who is
interested, the Web link is at:
A Review of Red
Dwarf VIII: Part IV to Part VIII by Marie Birch
AWOOGA AWOOGA! XANADU
HAS NOW GOT A NEW LINK!
The Website,
that I have created, will be devoted to my Xanadu Red
Dwarf Related Fact File! If you are interested, then please go to:
The Xanadu Red Dwarf Related Fact File Website
AWOOGA AWOOGA! THIS SECTION IS
DEDICATED TO CERTAIN DUBIOUS PEOPLE WHO ARE CONNECTED WITH RED DWARF!
I have uploaded a biography
of the main man, himself: Adolf Hitler!
So, for anybody who is
interested, on a short profile of Adolf Hitler, then please go to:
To find out all about one
of Adolf Hitler's "main main main men", who
was a person, I was most curious about, before I was a fan of Red Dwarf, I have
devoted a page to General Von Stauffenberg (Re: Timeslides)
Please refer to:
This is a
Web link set up for Marie Birch's favourite Red Dwarf
episode list in order of preference! I hope you like it. My favourite
Red Dwarf episodes, in order of preference, from Red Dwarf I, Red Dwarf II, Red
Dwarf III, Red Dwarf IV, and Red Dwarf V, is now up. At a later date, when all of the Red Dwarf series episode list is up. I
will do a short review on each episode, which will state my opinions, my favourite bits and it will also criticize each episode,
when necessary! So, be warned! But please don't worry, I intend to give credit,
where I think it's due! But if you would like to view, my Xanadu
Red Dwarf Favourite Episode Guide page, the link is
now set up for:
The
Xanadu Red Dwarf Favourite
Episodes Guide and Reviews of Red Dwarf Episodes by Marie Birch
This part, of my Unofficial
Xanadu Red Dwarf Website, has been set up for a very
important web link, indeed! For any of you Dwarfer's
out there, who have always wanted to know what one of Dave Lister's favourite songs: The Legend Of Xanadu sung by Dave Dee, Doxy, Beaky, Mick and Tich is like! I have got the lyrics of the song available
for download purposes at the very least, and not only have I got the lyrics for
The Legend Of Xanadu sung by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky,
Mick and Tich, I have also got the lyrics for Xanadu, sung by Olivia Newton-John, accompanied by The
Electric Light Orchestra (E.L.O), plus a review of the film Xanadu,
starring Olivia Newton-John, and the late Gene Kelly of Singing In The Rain
fame!
So, for anybody who is
interested in downloading these items, please go to:
Lyrics For Red Dwarf Related Music Website
That’s all
for now, Folks!
Thank you
Marie Birch
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