A REVIEW OF

RED DWARF VIII:

EPISODE IV: CASSANDRA

EPISODE V: KRYTIE TV

EPISODE VI: PETE I

EPISODE VII: PETE II

AND

EPISODE VIII: ONLY THE GOOD

BY MARIE BIRCH


EPISODE IV: CASSANDRA

And so we start off in the Prison Colony in this episode of Red Dwarf VIII entitled Cassandra. We work out that Holly also has the privilege of sharing Rimmer and Lister's cell room, because Lister needs to know if Holly can work out a way to get them all out of this hell hole. Holly thinks that, via devoting all of his run time to looking for a loop hole in the prison regulations, and thinks that he may have come up with something, so they can serve their entire two year sentence in just two weeks. Lister seems rather hopeful where this is concerned, but when Holly suggests that he can only do this by becoming a dog, Lister is a little bit more sceptical. The dog joke is reminiscent of the dog joke in Future Echoes: Episode II, Red Dwarf I, via Lister showing the Cat his slide show of his family, especially the ugly looking bull terrier, which is the only shot that he has got of his Father, well his leg actually, along with Hannah, their family pet. The cat is quite scared of the dog, and so he should be, especially as Lister tells him that the dog is about eighteen feet long! But Lister isn't really prepared to have a head sex change... He isn’t that desperate, to get out, of jail, just yet...

THE REST OF MY REPORT OF RED DWARF VIII WILL BE POSTPONED FOR TIME BEING, AS I HAVE GOT OTHER PROJECTS TO WORK ON, FOR THE TIME BEING!

SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED.

MARIE BIRCH

EPISODE V: KRYTIE TV

EPISODE VI: PETE I (ORIGINALLY TITLED: CAPTAINS' OFFICE)

EPISODE VII: PETE II (ORIGINALLY TITLED: CAPTAINS' OFFICE)

We have since worked out, that even though the crew, have been resurrected by the nanobots, a lot of them, in our opinion, do not seem all there, somehow, and it is quite obvious, that the nanobots, certainly did not, resurrect their personalities, one hundred per cent, and the Prisoners who occupy the Prison Colony, are judged to be insane, which is quite obvious, via another very short technical scene, where three of the Dwarfer's are now, having their meals, in the Prison Colony Canteen. They are Kryten, Cat and Kochanski and they are wearing different uniforms, which consists of yellow inflated jackets, which make them look, like they are on a sailing boat, but they are not on a sailing boat, obviously! Again, the Prison Canteen, is not a very nice place to be in, and it looks like a very dark and dingy place, indeed. I have also since worked out, that there is a lot of The Last Human in Red Dwarf VIII, especially where the Prison Colony is concerned, which is just as foreboding as the Prison Colony in The Last Human, where Lister was put in a great big pool and cryogenically frozen, so he could exist in a landscape of his nightmares, and I did assume, before I saw Red Dwarf VIII, that was what the scene, where they the Dwarfer's were all welcomed to the Tank and that the Prison Guards were going to dump the inmates into a tank and cryogenically freeze them, because the Tank's main compound looked like a very steamy place, from the little that we saw of it, via the monitors, but that is not the case, and the Prison Colony, in Red Dwarf VIII, is a hell-hole in it's own right, anyway, as you will soon find out, when you watch Red Dwarf VIII! However, the three Dwarfers are in this queue, behind a very big built man indeed, in fact, the man is the size of a gigantic brick wall, when it actually comes down to it, and he is not in a very good mood! And so, the three Dwarfer's are in the queue, wating for their main meal of the day, but for some reason the cat has upset the very big built man, and he ends up trying to insert the Cat's head into a food dispenser, which is built like a microwave oven, and it's opening is like a slit, and the Cat is in a very uncomfortable position indeed! The gigantic man is being very abusive indeed, but fortunately his ill-treatment of the Cat doesn't go on for too long, thank goodness, because the gigantic man orders hot Bovril, which you can see, pouring down the poor Cat's face, in his very cramped and uncomfortable position, in the food dispenser! And it seems that Kryten has some device, which freezes the prisoners, including the fat man, which means that the Cat can remove his head from the food dispenser and the Dwarfer's can escape from the canteen. but not before Kryten does something with the device to the man's food, and as a consequence, it seems that the prisoners have forgotten all about the Dwarfers, just like that, but we see the man who is now sitting with his friends and it seems that there is now a live chicken on the table, creating havoc, which was obviously created by the device! And, finally, the gigantic man, received, a punch on the face, via one, of his Fellow Prisoners, into the bargain!

EPISODE VIII: ONLY THE GOOD

Marie Birch

May 1999


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